January 2012
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Jan 26th
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The Onion: Miranda July Called Before Congress To... →
leilacohanmiccio: Oh god, this is so perfect. “We see you have a website here in which you give people what could best be described as arts and crafts ‘homework assignments’ of various sorts, but to be quite honest, we can’t make head or tail of it,”  Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY) said while consulting a laptop in order to view one of July’s perplexing Internet outlets,...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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A book made me cry.
There are little streaks of mascara on the cuffs at the end of the sleeves of my hoodie and each one represents an emotion I desperately try not to feel every day. In a self-created bubble where things like empathy and sadness and remorse are deflected into some other life, we breathe deeply the oversaturated air — filtered, leaving behind only coping mechanisms and a sense of entitlement. ...
Jan 17th
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“It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.”
– “The Fault In Our Stars” John Green (via leadturnedtogold)
Jan 15th
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 7th
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October 2011
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Oct 16th
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Oct 12th
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September 2011
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Sep 26th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 10th
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Sep 10th
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It’s been a while, you guys. New job, new place, new car. I’m back in school and as ornery as ever.
Sep 10th
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July 2011
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Jul 10th
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June 2011
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Jun 30th
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“dear city of omaha, thank you for legalizing fireworks. Love, kevin. dear kevin,...”
– Blaine Tanktop (via omahaunfunnies)
Jun 26th
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May 2011
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WatchWatch
garik: SNL reads up on some econ
May 23rd
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April 2011
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Apr 11th
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March 2011
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Mar 29th
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Mar 26th
Co-worker today:
shaebay: sblaufuss: “What’s that site you’re always looking at, with the cute little monsters eating the computers?” THIS IS THE SADDEST AND FUNNIEST POST TO EVER EXIST.
Mar 25th
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