February 2012
2 posts
January 2012
12 posts
TV Show Idea: Say No to the Dress
nesbittslimesoda:
In it, you convince people they’re on Say Yes to the Dress and see how many ugly dresses it takes for them to figure out they’re not.
MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY' →
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…
The Onion: Miranda July Called Before Congress To... →
leilacohanmiccio:
Oh god, this is so perfect.
“We see you have a website here in which you give people what could best be described as arts and crafts ‘homework assignments’ of various sorts, but to be quite honest, we can’t make head or tail of it,” Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY) said while consulting a laptop in order to view one of July’s perplexing Internet outlets,...
A book made me cry.
There are little streaks of mascara on the cuffs at the end of the sleeves of my hoodie and each one represents an emotion I desperately try not to feel every day. In a self-created bubble where things like empathy and sadness and remorse are deflected into some other life, we breathe deeply the oversaturated air — filtered, leaving behind only coping mechanisms and a sense of entitlement.
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“It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.”
– “The Fault In Our Stars” John Green (via leadturnedtogold)
December 2011
10 posts
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October 2011
3 posts
September 2011
5 posts
1 tag
It’s been a while, you guys.
New job, new place, new car. I’m back in school and as ornery as ever.
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
4 posts
“dear city of omaha, thank you for legalizing fireworks. Love, kevin. dear kevin,...”
– Blaine Tanktop (via omahaunfunnies)
May 2011
4 posts
Watchgarik:
SNL reads up on some econ
5 tags
April 2011
6 posts
March 2011
27 posts
